ZZ Plant

Glossy, waxy, architectural leaves that somehow look fake. Often mistaken for a plastic plant by visitors — a compliment, not an insult. Zero-effort care: handles low light, missed waterings, AC drafts, and the kind of neglect that kills most plants within a month.

If you travel often or struggle to remember watering, the ZZ is the plant for you. Its underground rhizomes store water, so it genuinely thrives on neglect — our rule is: water only when the soil is bone-dry, then walk away.